[ There's a lot to address and unpack right now, so of course Eichi jumps right in with the idea of both of them being pets. Keito doesn't hesitate to shoot him a sharp look and an even sharper: ]

Eichi.

[ Seriously, what the hell? The last thing he needs is for either of them to get even more worked up than they already are. ]

The only thing either of you are doing right now is waiting for Sagami-sensei to get here and make sure you're alright. We can discuss what to do next after that, alright?

[ Hah. He may as well tell a tsunami to turn around, and he knows it - but still, letting Eichi just tantrum his way through the situation isn't anything he's ever put up with or ever will. ]